[Haha, you're funny.]

Okay, you have punctured my brain with enough words for me to get it.

I'm the saddest girl right now. It's basically as though I was going to have the best fucking prom ever, and then the guy got googoo eyes for another hot piece of meat and ditched me for that.

Except I've got a dick, and he told me he preferred tits and then called me disgusting names until I knocked him out.