[He sighs and puts his hand on Jake's shoulder, leading him out so they can sit in the grass or something.

Honestly, he had no idea how to deal with Jake English. He knew what the other meant to Dirk and he could see the attraction. Sure, Jake could be a real dumbass, but who wasn't sometimes like that?]

Chill. I'm going to have to hash out some overtly complex story, so try to keep up.