corpsekisses: (such pretty skin!)
Gamzee Makara ([personal profile] corpsekisses) wrote in [community profile] deadbones 2012-03-25 01:45 am (UTC)

Baby, it's both, but who cares.

[Whatever the fuck that's going down is a flash-stepping, irony-laden duel to the slaughterlaughter.

And you apparently didn't get the memo when Gamzee launched himself with a scream-honk out of your cabinet, weilding the dreaded pillowkind.

The demon smile slips off his face into a far more surly one.]


...What?
I said MOTHERFUCKING WHAT, strawberry jam?
You wouldn't look to make a fucker get his harsh-hurt on, would you? On account of this MOTHERFUCKING BEING a special day even a marshmallow nub would keep his MOTHERFUCKING REMEMBER ON FOR.

[Zip. Catch that pillow, Dave. It's on.

There are times you probably wish your brothers didn't feel the need to make every dwelling you've ever had a house of death and eternal training a la Darkwing Duck.

But no, your Bro had to think the freaky alien clownkid who eats jelly by the fistful in the middle of the floor and can pick his nose with his toes was cute.
It's got to be the Cal thing. Freaking alien loves Lil Cal like a pet dog.
How the fuck did any of you survive...]

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