HEADCANON MEME.

[gundamkind]

Headcanon hashing out post. As this is an AU, relationships will most likely be different and some CR will require strengthening, weakening, retweaking, etc. Or maybe you've just got cute childhood anecdotes you want to share.

Comment away.

Comments

[puppetpocalypse]

I'm totally fine with that. I don't remember most of it tbh. And I'm way too lazy to go back to find it. HURRHURR

[gundamkind]

I JUST REMEMBER THEY HAD A REALLY AWFUL HOMELIFE and then Bro went fuck that and scooped his brothers up and become the best parent ever.

And Dirk is a sexual deviant and a delinquent with no life outside of the computer and money is sometimes tight.

[puppetpocalypse]

LMFAO JESUS I IMAGINE DIRK AND DAVE SEEING A LOT OF GUYS GO THROUGH THEIR LIVES BECAUSE BRO AND LONG LASTING RELATIONSHIPS. Hah. Like that is an actual thing.

[gundamkind]

Dirk's always subtly checking them out and rating them, then telling Bro whether he's upgraded or downgraded.

Dirk also knew what sex was way too early because Bro brought home some screamers.

[adventuretime]

Bro likes Dirk's inputs even if sometimes he wonders if he did something wrong raising them.

[uncertainty]

You probably shouldn't have let him have Cal.

[adventuretime]

But Dave didn't want him.

[gundamkind]

Cal is his best friend, Dave missed out. Cal's the truest bro a man could want.