HEADCANON MEME.

[gundamkind]

Headcanon hashing out post. As this is an AU, relationships will most likely be different and some CR will require strengthening, weakening, retweaking, etc. Or maybe you've just got cute childhood anecdotes you want to share.

Comment away.

Comments

[pranking]

john knows where karkat hides his spare house hive house(?) key BECAUSE YOU CANT HIDE ANYTHING FROM A MASTER OF TRICKERY LIKE HIM, and john only messages karkat to tell him he's coming over when john is already there and letting himself in.

... is what i'm thinking is a good idea.

[crustacean]

OH MY GOD JOHN.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO COMMON COURTESY YOU BUCKTOOTHED FUCKHEAD.

[pranking]

oh ew who botched my html up there
rude


-- AND FRIENDSHIP > COMMON COURTESY I THOUGHT THAT WAS A COMMON KNOWN FACT

[crustacean]

WHAT WE HAVE IS NOT THE DISEASE CALLED FRIENDSHIP.

IT'S SOMETHING MUCH WORSE AND SICKENING AND MAKES ME WANT TO EAT MY OWN ENTRAILS TO AVOID IT.

[pranking]

what you explained sounds just like friendship to me!

[crustacean]

John you are his least favorite person except...actually you're just an idiot most of the time. But a maleable one.