HEADCANON MEME.

[gundamkind]

Headcanon hashing out post. As this is an AU, relationships will most likely be different and some CR will require strengthening, weakening, retweaking, etc. Or maybe you've just got cute childhood anecdotes you want to share.

Comment away.

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rose no

rose stop

[rehashes]

side-eyes

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sO,,,,

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what

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uHH,

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w h a t

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dO YOU, uH,

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aCTUALLY,

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uHH, wANT TO,

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,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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sLAM,,,

[aggrievance]

Now kiss.

[rehashes]

hell yes i do
lets just kick that pandoras box of trolling right the fuck open and jump in
itll be like falling down the rabbit hole of verses read straight of the homonomicon binding us together in a twisted dark embrace of straight up unfathomable eroticism
therell be more tender sweet nothings getting whispered in between the beats than a barry white album to a forty five year old couple trying to make the magic happen during a roll in the polyester six hundred thread count sheets
lemme just light some candles pour some wine and throw on my finest man thong and we can get this show on the road dude
i can hardly fucking wait

[uncertainty]

uHH, wAIT,
wHAT,
i DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE, tALKING ABOUT THE SAME THING, oR IF,
aCTUALLY i, uHH,

[rehashes]

no we are totally on the same page
we are in the same fucking sentence just kicking a whole hell of wicked hiveminding because thats just how we do
were more in sync than the tightest of boy bands that ever slid into a pair of leather jeans and thrust their twitching pube worms into the open and willing faces of a hundred screaming fangirls
its just you and me dude right here
in the moment
making the magic happen
so hurry up and set those beats to the sickest of nasty and take my hand cause we are going to throw down right on my magic carpet of dreams and see a whole new world right here and now

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[ UNSURE IF COMING ONTO OR JUST BEING DAVE ]

[rehashes]

[ IT'S A MYSTERY ]

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[ WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE STRAIGHT FORWARD

YOU'RE THE SOURCE OF ALL HIS SOCIAL ANXIETY

EXCEPT VRISKA

SHE CAUSES A LOT OF IT TOO ]

[rehashes]

[ because it is worth it to make you squirm tavros




good god he really is related to his brothers after all ]

[aggrievance]

no she will matchmake the fuck out of you two

if only because dave said no

[uncertainty]

rose he doesn't know if you're a good friend or not.

he just knows you would have been a very good troll.

[aggrievance]

She does try. She promises to use her powers for good.














Most of the time.