deadbones | HEADCANON MEME.

HEADCANON MEME.

Headcanon hashing out post. As this is an AU, relationships will most likely be different and some CR will require strengthening, weakening, retweaking, etc. Or maybe you've just got cute childhood anecdotes you want to share.

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not like i wanted you to want to pretty much be my best friend

homo

not like i wanted to make out with your face or anything!

hahaahaha, wait that part is true i really didnt.

yes john

tell me more about your `NOT A HOMOSEXUAL`

beep boop

well it all started when i was a young warthog.

when you were a young

wart

HOG

i found my boyfriend lacked a certain appeal.
i could -- no
no
i cant -
i cant do this.

you failed me man
i cant even look at you

john

i am disappoint

are you gonna start sending me "FRIEND I AM DISAPPIONT" cards to counteract dad's "SON I AM SO PROUD" ones??

yes
i feel its only fitting given the level of disappoint that i actually am

alright but if you rap on them i'm going to officially cancel my subscription to our friendship

whoops

THATS IT FRIENDSHIP OVER!!!

NO

GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE

i - but how can i trust that you're a changed man WHEN I AM FACED WITH THIS

just put it aside
it means nothing
i can change dude I CAN

o-okay.

i'll give you one more chance.

falls to the ground and sobs at yr feet

this is the only icon i have of dave on the ground so just pretend hes not asleep and not about to not get killed by himself and then killed by jack instead