[ he weathers that non-explanation in silence and then slowly sets his sword down, bringing his legs down from the crate they were stretched out and resting on. otherwise known as the Time To Get Serious position. ]

Okay, first of all, I basically didn't get a single word out of anything you just said. You really gotta learn not to talk so fast, it's no wonder nobody listens to any shit you say. It's not even worth it with all that "uh" filler you keep throwing in there.

[ he says, in an equally quickly-spoken way. the accent probably doesn't help matters ever, either. ]

Secondly, I dunno what kind of fucked up troll culture this one's coming from, but around here, we don't consider pitying someone a confession, we call it an insult.