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This is a get to know you meme for all you crazy kids here!

Post with your characters. Go here and roll! You know the rest by now.

1. fluff

1. Sick day! You're down with the flu or some injury, you're bedridden or at the hospital. Aren't you lucky that that special someone came to visit you?
2. Date night! You've made special plans to show that someone just how much you love them and nothing can go wrong tonight.
3. Cheer up! One or both of you is feeling down and it's time to get out of that slump by either finding a way to distract yourself or talking it out with the other person.
4. Love confession! Your stomach is doing flip flops and your heart is racing, but you've read all the signs right, and it's time to let that other person know you feel the same way.
5. Goodbye for now! One of you is going away for some reason (It can be as simple or angsty as you want it to be) and you may be back or you may not, but you want to spend the time you've got left where you are with someone special.
6. Need a friend! You just want to hang out with the guys/girls and have a little fun.
7. I'm sorry! You had a fight with someone and now it's time to kiss and make up. . . or at least make up.
8. Been so long! You're back after a long trip somewhere and now it's time to meet up with someone you've missed a lot and make up for lost time!
9. I'll defend you until the end! You're going to fight for that person and you're going to let them know it or show them, whichever comes first.

2. hurt & comfort

1. INJURY. You've been injured. Broken bones or bleeding out or maybe just a tiny little papercut. The choice is yours.
2. SICKNESS. You're sick and laid up in bed, at home or in a hospital. The severity is up to you.
3. FEAR/ANXIETY. Something is happening and you're scared beyond belief.
4. LOSS OF SENSES. Sight, touch, taste, hearing, smell, etc. You've lost some important sense or ability and now you're left to deal with it.
5. DESPAIR. Nothing is good or right anymore and you can't shake the depression. Maybe that friend of yours can help though...
6. BREAKUP. You've been dumped. You need someone to comfort you, possibly by the one who dumped you.
7. MAKE UP. Fight or break up, it's time to makeup.
8. RESCUED. You've just been held captived and/or tortured for however long and finally, someone has come to the rescue.
9. BAD ROMANCE. Fight, cheated on, abused, whatever the case is, someone else can clearly seeyou need comfort from someone who isn't your terrible lover tonight.
10. LOSS. You've experience a loss of some kind and need help getting through it.

3. ELEVATORSTUCK
You are now being forced to endure the other person's presence. It doesn't have to be an elevator. You could be new neighbours, or locked in lockers together, or mysteriously tied together. idk. GO FOR IT.

4. Random!
You choose or make up your own scene to play out.

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-=Jake, you look like one of those little yappy dogs that fluff up when trying to look all big and impressive=-

I am one hundred percent certain of my abilities and limits, calculated out to a decimal place so far out that the sack of meat in your skull could scarcely begin to fathom.

-=and he cocks his head to the side, unmoving otherwise=-

So what are you waiting for?

And I'm some other magical percentage sure that I'm not waiting for a thing!

[ And he goes in for a swing, never quite sneaky with his attacks. Nope, Jake English was amazingly transparent in his fighting style, but it was always filled with gusto. ]

-=He actually lets Jake smash his hand against his metal face before lashing out with one hand to grab him by that same shoulder, pivoting in place to send him hurling through the air, then flash stepping to make sure he's right where the human would land. Might even catch him, if he's feeling generous=-

[ And OW, the metal hurts, but fuck if that stops him. He really hopes Dirk installs some sort of skin simulator for AR some day so he can relate to the beatings he puts Jake through.

And...up he goes! If only Jake had wings this wouldn't be nearly as terrifying. He flails, trying to re-orient himself as he comes crashing back down to Earth. ]

-=aaaand Jake his caught and set upright, but Dash makes sure he's gone before he can properly orient himself.

Then he's back, knocking into Jake's body as he wizzes by, back and forth, left and right, coming at him from all angles and batting at his arms and legs.

It seems you are doing a jaunty little jig, Jake, puppeted around by a pissy AI with a battered heart. How does that make you feel=-

[ Welp.

Jake asked for it, didn't he?

He tries to block and counter as best as possible, but there's no way he's nearly fast enough to keep up. So Jake's tossed back and forth like a rag doll...

...WELL HE JUST GOES FOR IT AND TRIES TO GRAB ONTO MISTER DASH WITH THE NEXT ASSAULT. ]

[ NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED BUT JADE IS HERE TO ~~BOSS YOU AROUND~~ KEEP YOU COMPANY FOR YOUR OWN GOOD ]

Until I'm done.

[ Jake purses his lips, scooting right up next to Dirk's chair and looks at the computer screen...then Dirk. ]

You've already been in this cramped space for hours.

This isn't something that can be done in ten minutes, English. When I'm done then we'll all be a hell of a lot safer.

What the dickens are you even doing?

Programming an automated defence system.

[ It registers and his eyes widen. ]

We will be able to go outside then??

If everything goes as I intend it to, you'd be able to sunbathe naked on the lawn without a care in the world. [ He scratches the side of his face, shutting his eyes for a second to give them a rest. ] I'll have both attack droids on patrol and a laser grid further out. The droids may even be capable of exterminating all of the undead in the area.

[ And his face brightens, and Jake is practically wiggling on the floor. ]

What can I do to assist your endeavour, old chum?

[ He is going to be so much more manageable when he can go outside, Dirk. ]

What!

[ Stop calling stop callingggg ]

I, ah...feel I owe you an apology.

[ Getting a busy signal... ]

[ Truly the best friend a girl could ever ask for. She'd had her rifle out in case of trouble, but this one sneakier, coming up from behind when she was distracted with something else. There'd been about half a second of oh shit and knowing she's not fast enough to stop it from - but she realizes now that she shouldn't have even expected otherwise, because when has Bec ever failed her? Her smile's a relieved one though, as she crosses over to give him a headscratch that he more than deserves. ]

Hehe, good dog.

Hmm I wonder why that could be!

[ READY TO HANG UP.... ]

Well...I would say it's because I reacted inappropriately to your announcement. Please believe me when I say I'm very happy for you! Rose is a very classy young lady and I enjoy my conversations with her quite a bit.

[ He pulls at his collar. This is a little unnerving when she refuses to look at him... ]

[ Okay, okay, fine she'll sigh and get up at that, cross to the door and unlock and open it and...stand in the doorway rather than invite him in, arms akimbo. ]

Duhh, I know that, Jake! But what was oh thank god supposed to mean??

[ Oh good! Face to face...well, it's pretty difficult, but at least he hopes he looks more sincere to her this way. ]

It wasn't quite how I was hoping to express myself, but...you're young and I worry about you. As a fellow myself, I realize what awful people we men can be and I would hate to see any of that turned onto someone I care so much about.

[ Narrows eyes at! ]

So what you really mean is that you're glad because it's a girl? What if it was Dave or John, then you'd mind because you don't think I can take care of myself if I want to date a boy?

I--

[ Oh my, that did sound pretty bad, didn't it? ]

--well, they're stand up gents in their own right--

[ A little!! ]

See, you would mind! Jake, you can't keep assuming that I can't handle things just because I'm a girl!

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