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This is a get to know you meme for all you crazy kids here!

Post with your characters. Go here and roll! You know the rest by now.

1. fluff

1. Sick day! You're down with the flu or some injury, you're bedridden or at the hospital. Aren't you lucky that that special someone came to visit you?
2. Date night! You've made special plans to show that someone just how much you love them and nothing can go wrong tonight.
3. Cheer up! One or both of you is feeling down and it's time to get out of that slump by either finding a way to distract yourself or talking it out with the other person.
4. Love confession! Your stomach is doing flip flops and your heart is racing, but you've read all the signs right, and it's time to let that other person know you feel the same way.
5. Goodbye for now! One of you is going away for some reason (It can be as simple or angsty as you want it to be) and you may be back or you may not, but you want to spend the time you've got left where you are with someone special.
6. Need a friend! You just want to hang out with the guys/girls and have a little fun.
7. I'm sorry! You had a fight with someone and now it's time to kiss and make up. . . or at least make up.
8. Been so long! You're back after a long trip somewhere and now it's time to meet up with someone you've missed a lot and make up for lost time!
9. I'll defend you until the end! You're going to fight for that person and you're going to let them know it or show them, whichever comes first.

2. hurt & comfort

1. INJURY. You've been injured. Broken bones or bleeding out or maybe just a tiny little papercut. The choice is yours.
2. SICKNESS. You're sick and laid up in bed, at home or in a hospital. The severity is up to you.
3. FEAR/ANXIETY. Something is happening and you're scared beyond belief.
4. LOSS OF SENSES. Sight, touch, taste, hearing, smell, etc. You've lost some important sense or ability and now you're left to deal with it.
5. DESPAIR. Nothing is good or right anymore and you can't shake the depression. Maybe that friend of yours can help though...
6. BREAKUP. You've been dumped. You need someone to comfort you, possibly by the one who dumped you.
7. MAKE UP. Fight or break up, it's time to makeup.
8. RESCUED. You've just been held captived and/or tortured for however long and finally, someone has come to the rescue.
9. BAD ROMANCE. Fight, cheated on, abused, whatever the case is, someone else can clearly seeyou need comfort from someone who isn't your terrible lover tonight.
10. LOSS. You've experience a loss of some kind and need help getting through it.

3. ELEVATORSTUCK
You are now being forced to endure the other person's presence. It doesn't have to be an elevator. You could be new neighbours, or locked in lockers together, or mysteriously tied together. idk. GO FOR IT.

4. Random!
You choose or make up your own scene to play out.

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-=Jake, you look like one of those little yappy dogs that fluff up when trying to look all big and impressive=-

I am one hundred percent certain of my abilities and limits, calculated out to a decimal place so far out that the sack of meat in your skull could scarcely begin to fathom.

-=and he cocks his head to the side, unmoving otherwise=-

So what are you waiting for?

And I'm some other magical percentage sure that I'm not waiting for a thing!

[ And he goes in for a swing, never quite sneaky with his attacks. Nope, Jake English was amazingly transparent in his fighting style, but it was always filled with gusto. ]

-=He actually lets Jake smash his hand against his metal face before lashing out with one hand to grab him by that same shoulder, pivoting in place to send him hurling through the air, then flash stepping to make sure he's right where the human would land. Might even catch him, if he's feeling generous=-

[ And OW, the metal hurts, but fuck if that stops him. He really hopes Dirk installs some sort of skin simulator for AR some day so he can relate to the beatings he puts Jake through.

And...up he goes! If only Jake had wings this wouldn't be nearly as terrifying. He flails, trying to re-orient himself as he comes crashing back down to Earth. ]

-=aaaand Jake his caught and set upright, but Dash makes sure he's gone before he can properly orient himself.

Then he's back, knocking into Jake's body as he wizzes by, back and forth, left and right, coming at him from all angles and batting at his arms and legs.

It seems you are doing a jaunty little jig, Jake, puppeted around by a pissy AI with a battered heart. How does that make you feel=-

[ Welp.

Jake asked for it, didn't he?

He tries to block and counter as best as possible, but there's no way he's nearly fast enough to keep up. So Jake's tossed back and forth like a rag doll...

...WELL HE JUST GOES FOR IT AND TRIES TO GRAB ONTO MISTER DASH WITH THE NEXT ASSAULT. ]

-=Dash lives up to his name and just keeps going with Jake flapping around behind him like a meat scarf in the breeze, only to suddenly skid to a halt, gouging a line in the ground and kicking up a spray of dirt.

He immediately leans forward and lets Jake's momentum keep him going, but he doesn't bother to keep him from crashing to the ground this time. Instead he leaps into the air, aiming a metal fist at his head=-

[ OW. Jake isn't doing so well, is he? He's sort of whip-lashed forward and then takes a hunk of iron to the face.

His lip is split and bleeding and he can taste is own blood. The force of the punch sends him skidding across the ground in a very ungraceful manner. He flops about for a moment before grunting and trying to flip himself over, heels digging into the ground until he comes to a knee-scraping halt.

Ow.

This is when he pulls one of his pistols and fires wildly in front of him. ]

-=so this was how they were going to play it now?

Dash has his sword out before Jake can blink and splits whatever bullets get near him in half so they sail by and bury themselves somewhere in the ground around them.

Analysis concludes that beating the living shit out of one Jake English can prove to be somewhat cathartic. Hells. Fucking. Yes.=-

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Jake has all the hit points. All of them.