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This is a get to know you meme for all you crazy kids here!

Post with your characters. Go here and roll! You know the rest by now.

1. fluff

1. Sick day! You're down with the flu or some injury, you're bedridden or at the hospital. Aren't you lucky that that special someone came to visit you?
2. Date night! You've made special plans to show that someone just how much you love them and nothing can go wrong tonight.
3. Cheer up! One or both of you is feeling down and it's time to get out of that slump by either finding a way to distract yourself or talking it out with the other person.
4. Love confession! Your stomach is doing flip flops and your heart is racing, but you've read all the signs right, and it's time to let that other person know you feel the same way.
5. Goodbye for now! One of you is going away for some reason (It can be as simple or angsty as you want it to be) and you may be back or you may not, but you want to spend the time you've got left where you are with someone special.
6. Need a friend! You just want to hang out with the guys/girls and have a little fun.
7. I'm sorry! You had a fight with someone and now it's time to kiss and make up. . . or at least make up.
8. Been so long! You're back after a long trip somewhere and now it's time to meet up with someone you've missed a lot and make up for lost time!
9. I'll defend you until the end! You're going to fight for that person and you're going to let them know it or show them, whichever comes first.

2. hurt & comfort

1. INJURY. You've been injured. Broken bones or bleeding out or maybe just a tiny little papercut. The choice is yours.
2. SICKNESS. You're sick and laid up in bed, at home or in a hospital. The severity is up to you.
3. FEAR/ANXIETY. Something is happening and you're scared beyond belief.
4. LOSS OF SENSES. Sight, touch, taste, hearing, smell, etc. You've lost some important sense or ability and now you're left to deal with it.
5. DESPAIR. Nothing is good or right anymore and you can't shake the depression. Maybe that friend of yours can help though...
6. BREAKUP. You've been dumped. You need someone to comfort you, possibly by the one who dumped you.
7. MAKE UP. Fight or break up, it's time to makeup.
8. RESCUED. You've just been held captived and/or tortured for however long and finally, someone has come to the rescue.
9. BAD ROMANCE. Fight, cheated on, abused, whatever the case is, someone else can clearly seeyou need comfort from someone who isn't your terrible lover tonight.
10. LOSS. You've experience a loss of some kind and need help getting through it.

3. ELEVATORSTUCK
You are now being forced to endure the other person's presence. It doesn't have to be an elevator. You could be new neighbours, or locked in lockers together, or mysteriously tied together. idk. GO FOR IT.

4. Random!
You choose or make up your own scene to play out.

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[ That gets her all fired up! ]

I know, right!? And even if was--wasn't some class A choice of boo-tay, it's not like he's got many options.

[Yes. Good. He doesn't mind. That's the role of the sassy gay friend.]

Don't worry too much about Lalonde. He'll regret it and come crawling back to you. Hell, if I wasn't straighter then every rainbow put together, I'd be on you right now. But unfortunately, survival isn't wired into my brain and I must decline a wondrous kindred spirit like you for some man meat.

[ She sighs dramatically. ]

Oooooh, why can't all men just be like you? I mean, not all like you because if everyone was gay I'd be pretty out of luck. [ She takes another swig, then holds out the bottle in offering. ]

Because we wouldn't have anyone to complain about. If everyone was like me, they'd be flawless.

[He waves his hand dismissively. He rather not potentially get drunk. He knows how much of a little shit he is drunk.] Egbert must be having some mini episode if he declined you though. I mean, shit's messed up right now, so maybe he's hitting his midlife crisis early.

[ She flops around in the chair, looking a bit more like a teenager than someone in her late thirties. ]

What am I supposed to dooooooooooo? Everyone else is either a flawless gay like you or way too young.

[He chuckles a bit.]

I don't think anyone has called me flawless gay, but I appreciate it. Just wait. I bet he'll come sobbing back to you in no time. I mean, shit, who would dump you? Especially when things are shitty as is.

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BEST ADULTS.

IS ANYONE SURPRISED?

PROBABLY NOT

THEY ARE THE BEST BESTIES

NO ONE CAN BEAT THEM