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HEADCANON MEME.

Headcanon hashing out post. As this is an AU, relationships will most likely be different and some CR will require strengthening, weakening, retweaking, etc. Or maybe you've just got cute childhood anecdotes you want to share.

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Dirk is the middle child of the Strider family. He's a genius highschool dropout who is entirely too caught up in conspiracies, his robot building, and has no life outside of his online friends. Dirk also deals with some pretty shady people.

Other than that! His life is totally open. I've got random bits of headcanon I can add later.

You're the shadiest of shady people.

J-Jake-sama....

Dirk.

No.

He doesn't get anime.

why won't you watch gurren lagann jake

why don't you love me

He doesn't need to have seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

Jake

Jake

Jake

He is not going to blow you to make you watch TTGL.

Was talking about the show itself but what is your obsession with Jake's boners Dirk, seriously.

The thought of Jake's boners keeps him warm at night.

Dirk that's not kosher.

Hey, I just called you,
and this is crazy,
but here's my confession,
so screw me maybe.

WHAT.

OMG RNADOM ICON WHY

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Okay no, I'll be serious now. SO THEY PROBABLY MET THE SAME WAY AS THE FIRST TIME? Lonely six year olds on computers and all.

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

What headcanon are we keeping as far as the Striders go? Unless you just want to completely rehash it. :B

I'M COOL FOR KEEPING EVERYTHING, but since we've got a different Dave we'll have to talk some things out with them.

I'm totally fine with that. I don't remember most of it tbh. And I'm way too lazy to go back to find it. HURRHURR

I JUST REMEMBER THEY HAD A REALLY AWFUL HOMELIFE and then Bro went fuck that and scooped his brothers up and become the best parent ever.

And Dirk is a sexual deviant and a delinquent with no life outside of the computer and money is sometimes tight.

LMFAO JESUS I IMAGINE DIRK AND DAVE SEEING A LOT OF GUYS GO THROUGH THEIR LIVES BECAUSE BRO AND LONG LASTING RELATIONSHIPS. Hah. Like that is an actual thing.

Dirk's always subtly checking them out and rating them, then telling Bro whether he's upgraded or downgraded.

Dirk also knew what sex was way too early because Bro brought home some screamers.

Bro likes Dirk's inputs even if sometimes he wonders if he did something wrong raising them.

You probably shouldn't have let him have Cal.

But Dave didn't want him.

Cal is his best friend, Dave missed out. Cal's the truest bro a man could want.

I bet you smell nice.

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