HEADCANON MEME.

[gundamkind]

Headcanon hashing out post. As this is an AU, relationships will most likely be different and some CR will require strengthening, weakening, retweaking, etc. Or maybe you've just got cute childhood anecdotes you want to share.

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[pranking]

PLOTTING THREADS FOR JOHN.

I assume he's still the youngest of the crockbert household. And is friends with all the usual suspects???

Some of the stuff I talked about on the least headcanon thing that I guess still stand?? -
● His chumhandle is ghostyTrickster because he has no reason for it not to be.
● Jane is actually his cousin but they grew up together.
● He's friends with the alpha kids without being really close to them.
● you literally cannot stop me from making hammers his weapon in any given universe

[doubleholster]

I have better hair.

[pranking]

oh

what a cute headcanon :')


pff like it's ever gonna be legit no one will accept that

[doubleholster]

It's so legit.

This swag, man. Can't keep the bitches off me.

[pranking]

thats funny

YOURE FUNNY
ha
ha
ha
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a

[doubleholster]

JOHN EGBERT.

YOU ARE A RIGHT UP DOUCHEROCKET MY GOOD FRIEND.

[gnostalgia]

hi

[pranking]

oh hey there.

what if at one point in his life john had a really big stupid crush on her because, you know. THE SIBLINGS OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS OFF LIMITS AND THAT ONLY MAKES YOUR HEART FONDER.

and now any time he talks to her he wants to bury his head in the sand when he recalls being an embarrassing preteen

[gnostalgia]

OH MY JESUS FUCK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER???

roxy would have been sympathetic and understanding and Awesome about it, too. she would've tried not to lead him on but she's just so darned flirty!! :(

assuming she knew, ofc.

[pranking]

it was probably really obvious to EVERYONE but john always insisted keeping hush-hush about it like it wasnt already public knowledge

so yeah she probably knew. everyone knew.

[gnostalgia]

omg i'm so happy this is the most adorable thing u///u

[cakeslut]

youre goping to die early

unlieke me who will survive with this spoon

[pranking]

i will hammer you in the spoon

and then we'll see how you feel

[cakeslut]

but john


we're related

[pranking]

i dont care about looking up which states porking your cousister is illegal in if you dont, baby

[crustacean]

FUCK YOU.

[pranking]

john knows where karkat hides his spare house hive house(?) key BECAUSE YOU CANT HIDE ANYTHING FROM A MASTER OF TRICKERY LIKE HIM, and john only messages karkat to tell him he's coming over when john is already there and letting himself in.

... is what i'm thinking is a good idea.

[crustacean]

OH MY GOD JOHN.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO COMMON COURTESY YOU BUCKTOOTHED FUCKHEAD.

[pranking]

oh ew who botched my html up there
rude


-- AND FRIENDSHIP > COMMON COURTESY I THOUGHT THAT WAS A COMMON KNOWN FACT

[rabbunctious]

Are you ready to be bossed around by a bunny who doesn't even really talk

Are you, John

[rabbunctious]

Also are you ready to be hunted as if you were a wild English on Hellmurder Island with a Brobot on your tail? Apparently Egbert hunts are a thing Dirk wants, and Seb doesn't argue with Dirk.

[pranking]

... and yes. yes he is. (no he isn't, not at all.)

[pranking]

are you ready for threats to be put in a box john's bunny specibus that he is sure to find along the way.

[crowsicle]

....Yes this is a thing I absolutely need

PUT HIM IN YOUR BUNNY SPECIBUS

[pranking]

the truth of why lil seb is often hard to find, revealed