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This is a get to know you meme for all you crazy kids here!

Post with your characters. Go here and roll! You know the rest by now.

1. fluff

1. Sick day! You're down with the flu or some injury, you're bedridden or at the hospital. Aren't you lucky that that special someone came to visit you?
2. Date night! You've made special plans to show that someone just how much you love them and nothing can go wrong tonight.
3. Cheer up! One or both of you is feeling down and it's time to get out of that slump by either finding a way to distract yourself or talking it out with the other person.
4. Love confession! Your stomach is doing flip flops and your heart is racing, but you've read all the signs right, and it's time to let that other person know you feel the same way.
5. Goodbye for now! One of you is going away for some reason (It can be as simple or angsty as you want it to be) and you may be back or you may not, but you want to spend the time you've got left where you are with someone special.
6. Need a friend! You just want to hang out with the guys/girls and have a little fun.
7. I'm sorry! You had a fight with someone and now it's time to kiss and make up. . . or at least make up.
8. Been so long! You're back after a long trip somewhere and now it's time to meet up with someone you've missed a lot and make up for lost time!
9. I'll defend you until the end! You're going to fight for that person and you're going to let them know it or show them, whichever comes first.

2. hurt & comfort

1. INJURY. You've been injured. Broken bones or bleeding out or maybe just a tiny little papercut. The choice is yours.
2. SICKNESS. You're sick and laid up in bed, at home or in a hospital. The severity is up to you.
3. FEAR/ANXIETY. Something is happening and you're scared beyond belief.
4. LOSS OF SENSES. Sight, touch, taste, hearing, smell, etc. You've lost some important sense or ability and now you're left to deal with it.
5. DESPAIR. Nothing is good or right anymore and you can't shake the depression. Maybe that friend of yours can help though...
6. BREAKUP. You've been dumped. You need someone to comfort you, possibly by the one who dumped you.
7. MAKE UP. Fight or break up, it's time to makeup.
8. RESCUED. You've just been held captived and/or tortured for however long and finally, someone has come to the rescue.
9. BAD ROMANCE. Fight, cheated on, abused, whatever the case is, someone else can clearly seeyou need comfort from someone who isn't your terrible lover tonight.
10. LOSS. You've experience a loss of some kind and need help getting through it.

3. ELEVATORSTUCK
You are now being forced to endure the other person's presence. It doesn't have to be an elevator. You could be new neighbours, or locked in lockers together, or mysteriously tied together. idk. GO FOR IT.

4. Random!
You choose or make up your own scene to play out.

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[ Let's be honest, your mother is absolutely the worst patient ever when it comes to being sick and bed. You can hear her moans and complaints from the next room over. ]

Oh, wooooooooooe is me!

See? I'm swooning over this. [He'd swoon, but he's pretty sure he'll literally fall over at this point. Bro completely misses the bed and decides the pile of smuppets looked comfier anyways.]

Lalonde, what's shaking? You looked like a cat that went through the biggest rain storm to date.

[Oh, he's sassy alright.]

[ ARE YOU FEELING BETRAYED MR. ROBOT? Did CleverBot ask for a break? ]

[Bec can't say he's in the best of moods. He doesn't know what happened and why there were zombies breaking out, but the dog wasn't one to relent despite that. However, he's sure that the two he was accompanying were much different.

And as Jade sleeps and they are delegated to guard duties in case any zombies come roaming around, Bec approaches the boy and woofs at him softly to get his attention.]

[Striders don't cry. Well, that's bullshit, but no one has ever really seen Bro Strider cry. Maybe his siblings, once upon a time. When getting through each day was a struggle and words cut deeply into an already wounded child.

But then he grew up and manned up.

But no amount of preparation had ever trained Bro to stare at the lifeless body of his own kin. A brother that could almost be his son had he refused to be considered as a father.

If Bro was being honest with himself. He was still in shock. If Bro was honest with himself, he'd seek solace.

If he was honest with himself, he wouldn't still be cradling a lifeless corpse instead of of hoping he was just asleep and that he hadn't stopped breathing or gone cold.]

[ We know what hanging out means, right? Other than literally hanging upside down, which is what Jake is doing right now as he watches Dirk work on some confusing programming language.

Perhaps an overhead pipe isn't very safe to test his weight on, but it's fun. ]

[ Mom slumps down into an arm chair, already cradling a bottle of vodka. ]

It's just icing on the cake to, you know, the end of the world.

[ Jake cleans out the barrel of one of his guns, taking much more care to the hygiene of his guns than to himself. Disneyland WAS the happiest place on Earth, quickly turned horror movie. It was kind of exciting, but not necessarily why he had booked his vacation...

He's broken from his thoughts and looks over his shoulder. ]

Well, good evening to you too.

Okay. Let's pretend I'm the dumbest and most clueless being to ever walk this Earth. So on simple terms, you tell me what's happened so my primitive mind can process it easier.

[LMFAO WHY.]

[Bec advances when Jake turns over, striding over to the boy and then laying forward next to him, front legs crossed over one another. The head then turns to Jake, eyes barely visible underneath all the fur, and he woofs lowly again while glancing to the gun. Hello to you too, Jake.]

-=so maybe he'd met a certain someone on the internet, someone who knows what he is but flirted anyway. And maybe his emotions are stronger than even he realized, and the fact that they can't get past the fact that even though he has a body now, it doesn't make him any more 'real'.

It's so easy to hide the fact you feel like crying when you're not physically capable in the first place.

Doesn't stop him from wrecking shit outside though=-

[ Striders may not cry, but Englishs do. Jake knew that it wasn't a very masculine characteristic to let your feelings show like that, but all the best action heroes knew when it was okay to let down the barriers. If Bro wants to cry, he wouldn't get a single strange look.

Jake was on the verg, but he just feels numb. Like his world just turned black and while and he could hit pause and step back, rewind, and figure out what just happened. But he can tell, it's obvious. His stomach is empty and lurches, his heart feels hollow.

Dirk was just the last person he ever expected to die...

It was a risk they all took, but everyone had turned to him for, well, everything. And after their conversation just the night before...

He feels broken. Selfishly. And for Bro. And Dave. And everyone. Fuck.

This wasn't how it was supposed to go. ]

[ He gives Bec a lopsided grin, holding up one of his pistols. ]

It's amazing how much undead flesh can get all caught up in these things. Who knew zombies were so breakable!

[ Yes, that's exactly what you wanted to talk about, isn't it? ]

[It was a few minutes longer before Bro...just went on autopilot. He put Dirk to bed. Like...like he really was sleeping. He tucked Dirk in and even pressed a kiss to his forehead.

And god damn, Bro was aware of what he was doing.

He stood up and moved to grab his sword. What was he going to do now? Vent his anger on undead carcasses? Yeah, that doesn't sound like a bad idea.

No, it was a terrible idea. He was risking himself to go fight some shitty zombies because he didn't want to come to terms that his brother was fucking dead.

And he knew Dave was going to need him, but he just felt so disconnected right now. Like he just watched someone tear his heart out and smashed it into nothing, then gave it back to him, expecting him to be right as rain.

He notices Jake finally.] English.

[ WOW WHAT A BITCH CLEVERBOT.

No, no that is not what Jake says at all. To be honest, giving AR a body has helped Jake be a little more appreciative of the "ghost of the machine", per say. He still isn't a huge believer, but at least for Dirk's sake, he is willing to give them both the benefit of the doubt.

He is noticeably confused that AR seems to be acting out...about who knows what. Programs don't just do that, right? ]

Ah--you're certainly on fire tonight!

[ She takes a huge swig and hiccups. Whether it's from the booze or her attempting not to cry is unsure. ]

Egbert dumped me.

-=he spent the majority of his existence as a pointy pair of shades, this shouldn't be a problem. Yet somehow, it was fucking annoying. Just because he was zombie proof doesn't mean a slew of other shit couldn't go wrong=-

It seems I'm going to have to kick it blind ninja style. Maybe I should get one of those crazy bandanas that says something witty and deep in kanji to over the eyes I dont actually have.

-=under the shades of course=-

Holy shit, seriously? [Oh wait.] Wow, I just sounded like the gossipy best friend bitch. I deserve a slap for that one.

[He pauses.] Egbert, wow. He's missing out on some fine ass then.

Your heart rate is elevate, your muscles are unusually tense and you're carrying yourself like the world is about to fuckin end.

-=oh wait=-

Or, you know. I actually heard you coming inside without the use of any extra special robot shenanigans.

[ Jade is being totally mature and sulking in her room - well, their room which she has now made her room - with the door locked shut. ]

[ That gets her all fired up! ]

I know, right!? And even if was--wasn't some class A choice of boo-tay, it's not like he's got many options.

[...

Jake you are so dumb sometimes. You remind him of the old man a lot in that regard. Everything was just some adventure and it was all fun and games until someone gets mauled or bitten or killed or what not.

Bec picks himself up momentarily and adjusts his body so that now he's leaning toward Jake, moving his head to rest on the boy's leg. Hope you like a giant dog's head on your leg bro.]

[Haha, you're funny.]

Okay, you have punctured my brain with enough words for me to get it.

I'm the saddest girl right now. It's basically as though I was going to have the best fucking prom ever, and then the guy got googoo eyes for another hot piece of meat and ditched me for that.

Except I've got a dick, and he told me he preferred tits and then called me disgusting names until I knocked him out.

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