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This is a get to know you meme for all you crazy kids here!

Post with your characters. Go here and roll! You know the rest by now.

1. fluff

1. Sick day! You're down with the flu or some injury, you're bedridden or at the hospital. Aren't you lucky that that special someone came to visit you?
2. Date night! You've made special plans to show that someone just how much you love them and nothing can go wrong tonight.
3. Cheer up! One or both of you is feeling down and it's time to get out of that slump by either finding a way to distract yourself or talking it out with the other person.
4. Love confession! Your stomach is doing flip flops and your heart is racing, but you've read all the signs right, and it's time to let that other person know you feel the same way.
5. Goodbye for now! One of you is going away for some reason (It can be as simple or angsty as you want it to be) and you may be back or you may not, but you want to spend the time you've got left where you are with someone special.
6. Need a friend! You just want to hang out with the guys/girls and have a little fun.
7. I'm sorry! You had a fight with someone and now it's time to kiss and make up. . . or at least make up.
8. Been so long! You're back after a long trip somewhere and now it's time to meet up with someone you've missed a lot and make up for lost time!
9. I'll defend you until the end! You're going to fight for that person and you're going to let them know it or show them, whichever comes first.

2. hurt & comfort

1. INJURY. You've been injured. Broken bones or bleeding out or maybe just a tiny little papercut. The choice is yours.
2. SICKNESS. You're sick and laid up in bed, at home or in a hospital. The severity is up to you.
3. FEAR/ANXIETY. Something is happening and you're scared beyond belief.
4. LOSS OF SENSES. Sight, touch, taste, hearing, smell, etc. You've lost some important sense or ability and now you're left to deal with it.
5. DESPAIR. Nothing is good or right anymore and you can't shake the depression. Maybe that friend of yours can help though...
6. BREAKUP. You've been dumped. You need someone to comfort you, possibly by the one who dumped you.
7. MAKE UP. Fight or break up, it's time to makeup.
8. RESCUED. You've just been held captived and/or tortured for however long and finally, someone has come to the rescue.
9. BAD ROMANCE. Fight, cheated on, abused, whatever the case is, someone else can clearly seeyou need comfort from someone who isn't your terrible lover tonight.
10. LOSS. You've experience a loss of some kind and need help getting through it.

3. ELEVATORSTUCK
You are now being forced to endure the other person's presence. It doesn't have to be an elevator. You could be new neighbours, or locked in lockers together, or mysteriously tied together. idk. GO FOR IT.

4. Random!
You choose or make up your own scene to play out.

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[Yes. Good. He doesn't mind. That's the role of the sassy gay friend.]

Don't worry too much about Lalonde. He'll regret it and come crawling back to you. Hell, if I wasn't straighter then every rainbow put together, I'd be on you right now. But unfortunately, survival isn't wired into my brain and I must decline a wondrous kindred spirit like you for some man meat.

[ Bro's voice breaks him from his trance, the awful reality of time moving forward without Dirk already is nothing he wants to come to terms with. Dirk was his best friend, his first friend, maybe more, and he hates thinking about him in the past tense.

Wide green eyes snap up, looking wet and unsure. His grip on his pistols makes his knuckles turn white. ]

...What...happened?

[ Jake is pacing back and forth in front of it, working up the courage to, well, shut his pride the hell up and be a good man. Apologize, and whatnot.

He hesitantly knocks on the door. ]

Um...Jade?

[ Jake holds his little project up and away to give the dog some room, but well, he can't say no to Bec, anyway. Bec's head may indeed be bigger than his lap, but he's still an adorable giant dog guardian.

Still holding the pistol in one hand, Jake opts to scratch Bec behind the ears with his other. ]

It's been a tiring day for you too, hasn't it?

How 'bout we mosey on outside and sit for a bit. We can talk 'bout shit. Just not here.

[Here is suffocating. Air sounds good. Fresh air. Just...not this room. This room felt too much like death.]

I'll tell you what went down. Sure will be some story. [His voice was level as usual. He had enough time to perfect those stony walls. If no one knew any better, some would even think that Bro wasn't affected at all. What they didn't know was behind those perfect walls was already destroyed and smashed to pieces.]

[ She sighs dramatically. ]

Oooooh, why can't all men just be like you? I mean, not all like you because if everyone was gay I'd be pretty out of luck. [ She takes another swig, then holds out the bottle in offering. ]

-= INORITE.

He lands hard, hard enough to crack the ground beneath him. He's not used to acting out either, and while he was still trying to analyze the things he's feeling, logical conclusions are harder and harder to come by.

The robot turns to look back over his shoulder at the human watching him. Great. Just what he needs, Jake and his overwhelming inability to look outside the boundaries of 'normal'=-

Such an astute observation. Did you notice that all by yourself?

Because we wouldn't have anyone to complain about. If everyone was like me, they'd be flawless.

[He waves his hand dismissively. He rather not potentially get drunk. He knows how much of a little shit he is drunk.] Egbert must be having some mini episode if he declined you though. I mean, shit's messed up right now, so maybe he's hitting his midlife crisis early.

[ Jake gives no indication of moving. He's just staring and feeling so much younger than the sixteen years he actually is. When his Grandfather disappeared, he felt lost and alone, but he had always been spared the details. The mystery was miserable in itself, but this...

He had seen enough death in the movies. To see Dirk unmoving and--

He almost chokes. ]

O...okay.

Well shit.

-=what else can you really say to that, though he can relate in his own vague sort of way=-

It seems there is a 99.99867879769 chance that you really need to blow off some steam. Do you need to blow off some steam, Bro?

I'm considering getting drunk with Lalonde.

[And everyone knows how Bro is drunk.] Naw, I'm so chill, I'm frozen. The last thing I need to do is let some douchebag get under my skin. I'm hardier then that.

[He sighs and puts his hand on Jake's shoulder, leading him out so they can sit in the grass or something.

Honestly, he had no idea how to deal with Jake English. He knew what the other meant to Dirk and he could see the attraction. Sure, Jake could be a real dumbass, but who wasn't sometimes like that?]

Chill. I'm going to have to hash out some overtly complex story, so try to keep up.

[ Luckily, Jake takes it in stride. Perhaps partly because AR is just a robot, right? But he's used to him being a little sarcastic and, well, catty. ]

Yes, I didn't even bother to double check my facts.

[ He crosses his arms. ]

What exactly are you preparing for? Or...has the ground really been that offensive lately?

[ Jake moves, but doesn't take his eyes off Dirk until he's literally out of sight. No, no, no. He wants to hear, but he doesn't. He wants...he wants to wake up.

Bro is handling this surprisingly well, but Jake is more perceptive than he gets credit for. He looks up awkwardly. What is he supposed to say right then? "I'm sorry for your loss" feels so empty. He's sorry, yes. He's empty. ]

I'm all ears...

[ It probably means he should be getting ready to dodge - btu he's lost in getting this sequence exactly right. He's not even paying attention to Jake. ]

[ She flops around in the chair, looking a bit more like a teenager than someone in her late thirties. ]

What am I supposed to dooooooooooo? Everyone else is either a flawless gay like you or way too young.

[ Yep, that sounds about right. Jake's got his legs hooked on the pipe as well as his hands, but he decides to stretch them out instead and do a bit of a swinging motion.

Poke. Poke. Poke. ]

[ He's got everything mapped out in his head

(poke)

this is almost done

(poke)

and he's -

reaching around to grab Jake's arm and yank him down. ]

[ OOF!

Well, that hurt. The floor is pretty hard, but Jake pops right back up, rubbing his head. ]

That was unnecessary!

Sorry. I thought that's what you wanted.

[ Maybe he wanted to reenact the scene from Spider Man? Now you'll never know, Strider. ]

What I want is to know how long you can spend peddling out that blasted moonspeak!

Brilliant method of deduction you have there, Jake. It seems you have caught me red handed, if that were even a thing.

-=finally turns to face him properly, face as impassive as ever but he was carrying himself differently. Almost tense, uncomfortable, head cocked slightly to the side=-

Clearly the ground had it coming. It's ever outstretched, planate existence is unwavering in it's sinister indifference to the plight of those who tred upon it's dusty husk.

[ Jake cocks his head to the side, raising a brow over the rims of his glasses. ]

Is this one of your ironies? It seems to me a confounded waste of time and energy to be smacking the ground around when there are much more enticing options available. Perhaps it works differently for you.

Options?

-=imagine the smirk, Jake. imagine it=-

Are you referring to yourself?

-=he steps closer, practically in Jake's face=-

I don't come with a novice setting, Jake. And it seem I am in no mood to pull punches.

[ Despite the obvious potential to get his ass handed to him many times over, Jake gives AR a lopsided grin, puffing his chest out a bit. ]

Dir--Strider has kicked me outside for a while, said I was acting like a dog that needed a walk. I'm quite aware of what I'm bartering here! All I ask is that I'm able to remember who I am.

[ He shrugs, uncrossing his arms and cracking his knuckles. ]

Who knows? Perhaps you're a little overconfident yourself, good sir!

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BEST ADULTS.

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IS ANYONE SURPRISED?

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING 8D;;

PROBABLY NOT

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ME NEITHER LET'S GO

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THEY ARE THE BEST BESTIES

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YEEEEHAAAAW!

RIDE 'EM COW--no i can't

Well he does say 'yall'

Just after the conversation with Shikki this horseplay has a whole new meaning