HEADCANON MEME.

[gundamkind]

Headcanon hashing out post. As this is an AU, relationships will most likely be different and some CR will require strengthening, weakening, retweaking, etc. Or maybe you've just got cute childhood anecdotes you want to share.

Comment away.

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[rehashes]

HARLO I HAVE DAVE HERE and i am new here so i guess i'm starting fresh! basically:

- the youngest strider and indeed the most impetuous... he differs from his older siblings in preferring to stick dead things in jars over building robots and also the puppets thing, because fuck puppets you guys. fuck them. the puppets are more nightmarish than the zombies.
also yes this makes him from texas

- high-school age, basically one of those kids who slacks off constantly and ditches to hang with his friends or idk go to the mall and sit on the fountain Being Cool but still manages to get good grades b/c he's really smart

- friends with all the usual suspects, keeps everyone [else] at a cool distance like a cool guy

- uhhh chumhandle is still the same and he still uses a shitty sword what else am i supposed to say idk bye.

[gundamkind]

He totally hung Dave out of a window once by his foot.

[rehashes]

dave retaliated by leaving a dead baby cow fetus outside his bedroom

[gundamkind]

Dirk responded by mechanizing it and putting it on his shelf.

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and dave had to admit that was pretty cool.

to himself and not to anyone else because he will maintain forever that he thinks middle bro is a douche while secretly thinking he is [still a douche and also] 0k for a puppet enthusiast.

[aggrievance]

Hey bro who is no longer a bro can I hit on you now

ironically

because I kinda stole your girl oops

[rehashes]

oh are they not related now so they can ironically skeeve on each other and it won't be ... well i was going to say wrong but then i remembered homestuck

because if so then yes

also what

[aggrievance]

Since ectobiology isn't A Thing as far as I know then I don't think they are related. Unless Bro and Mom had some sordid affairs they aren't talking about. :|a

Also Rose and Jade are kind of an item.





There's always Tavros.

[rehashes]

1. awesome (also they probably did)

2. awesome (evil_grin)





3. no.

[uncertainty]

rose no

rose stop

[pranking]

love me

[rehashes]

wait do you mean like this

[rehashes]

or like this o`///o

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i need clarification dude GOD

[rehashes]

actually now that i think about it, either way it would be both

[pranking]

I'LL~

[pranking]

NEVER~

[pranking]

TELL~~

[rehashes]

whatever





fight me

[pranking]

and yes i just used ~'s unironically so how about YOU fight me

[greenshift]

mo_om

[rehashes]

well hi there who is this unbelievably cool kid i see here

[greenshift]

man you took the words right out of my mouth!

[rabbunctious]

I don't actually have anything to say here just let me climb all over you young Striderman

/rubrubrubrub

[rehashes]

the coolest rabbot in existence

/cuddlebump